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- July 09, 1990: Rigmarole
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1990
- July 09, 1990 Abortion's Most Wrenching Questions
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- GERMANY, Page 90
- Rigmarole
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- <body>
- <p>By Hans Magnus Enzensberger
- </p>
- <p>[Hans Magnus Enzensberger is a German poet, essayist and
- free-lance writer who lives in Munich. His latest book in
- English is Europe, Europe.]
- </p>
- <p> The world at large is not in the habit of regarding the
- German question as a laughing matter. The pundits view it with
- the utmost gravity; they can, of course, draw on abundant
- evidence from the past to justify their alarm. It is not for
- me to quarrel with their pronouncements, but what they fail to
- see is the ludicrous side of German events. I should like to
- redress the balance. Granted that the opening of the Berlin
- Wall was a moment of high drama, but the consequences turned
- into low comedy almost overnight.
- </p>
- <p> In itself, absurdity is hardly a newcomer on the German
- political scene. For the better part of 30 years, unification
- had been an article not of faith but of cant. Nobody took it
- seriously, nobody believed in it, and in the West at least,
- there was hardly anyone who really wanted it. One Chancellor
- after another talked about it absentmindedly, rather like an
- old lady reciting her Rosary, a performance that became even
- more embarrassing when the red carpet was rolled out during
- Erich Honecker's state visit in Bonn in 1987.
- </p>
- <p> As soon as ordinary people from Dresden and Potsdam, wearing
- tennis shoes and loaded with plastic bags and perambulators,
- were seen hobbling through the underbrush across the Hungarian
- border in the fall of 1989, crowding embassies in Warsaw and
- trains in Prague, there were raised eyebrows and mixed feelings
- in Bonn and elsewhere. For there is nothing dearer to the heart
- of responsible statesmen than stability. Yalta may have had
- certain drawbacks, but it was an arrangement one had learned
- to live with--and in the end any situation seemed acceptable
- as long as it was "under control." Was it not a bit
- inconsiderate on the part of all those Poles, Hungarians and
- Czechs, of Charter 77 and all, to rock the boat? And now even
- the placid, nondescript East Germans were taking to the
- streets, without giving a thought to the delicate balance of
- power prevailing in the Old World, to the problems of NATO, to
- the risk involved in any sort of change.
- </p>
- <p> The nervous fiddling in Bonn was nothing compared with the
- havoc wrought in East Berlin. In hindsight it is clear that the
- fall of the Berlin Wall was due not to strategic planning, but
- to a sudden loss of nerve. A single ambiguous sentence uttered
- at a press conference, a mere slip of the tongue, was enough
- to start an avalanche. The unification of Germany was set off
- not by grand design but by a blunder.
- </p>
- <p> The political leaders on both sides were caught off guard.
- While the "masses" did not lose a moment, organizing a sort of
- national jumble sale, changing money, swapping rumors, pulling
- down fences and repairing bridges, the statesmen scurried from
- summit to summit, looking more and more nonplussed as they
- poured forth a torrent of declarations, cautionary tales and
- contingency plans.
- </p>
- <p> When they finally came round to understand that they were
- faced with a fait accompli, they swallowed their misgivings and
- tried to regain control. This turned out to be rather
- difficult, for by now not only East Germany but half a
- continent was out of hand. It would have taken a nimble man
- indeed to handle a problem of such dimensions. Whatever else
- may be said about Helmut Kohl, he is not known to have a light
- foot.
- </p>
- <p> When he saw the night of revelry round the Brandenburg Gate
- and the flag-waving crowds in Dresden, he decided that the time
- was ripe for him to make History. Blinded by the vision of
- enthusiastic voters carrying him on their shoulders, he decided
- to forge ahead--never mind the bickering of the Poles, the
- reluctance of the Soviets and the suspicions of the rest of the
- world. Kohl was not to be ruffled by the specter of a Fourth
- Reich evoked by foreign or domestic critics who accused him of
- jingoism, and for a few weeks he enjoyed one historic moment
- after another and put on more and more weight.
- </p>
- <p> But very soon the euphoria subsided and the outlook palled.
- From the very start there had been portents that had escaped
- the West German government's notice: a conspicuous absence of
- rousing meetings in the streets of Frankfurt and Cologne, a
- strange lack of passion, a suspicion of second thoughts. No
- amount of force-feeding on the part of the media had managed
- to intoxicate the West German populace. Faced with a flood of
- newcomers from the East, it began to worry about the cost of
- unity, about jobs, housing problems and rising interest rates.
- In the opinion polls, more than two-thirds complained about the
- excessive haste of unification.
- </p>
- <p> And such pedestrian sentiments were fully reciprocated by
- a growing part of opinion in East Germany. Citizens there, used
- to safe and easy jobs, subsidized rents and cheap food, began
- to panic about the pitfalls of capitalism. They also resented
- the idea that the fruits of 40 years' labor had proved to be
- rotten and that East Germans would continue to be, for years
- to come, the poor relatives of their Western counterparts.
- </p>
- <p> Irritation on both sides erupted in a bout of frenzied
- haggling about the rate at which the flimsy East German
- currency, popularly known as aluminum chips, would be exchanged
- against the bullish deutsche mark. In the event, both sides
- felt vaguely cheated. The day after an agreement was finally
- signed, a Munich paper ran the headline, A NICE START: EAST
- GERMAN GOVERNMENT SWINDLING US FOR 7.5 BILLION!
- </p>
- <p> It looks as if Kohl's Great Historic Moment has been rather
- brief. A bit of schadenfreude may be in order, though the
- entertainment value of our family squabble is in rapid decline.
- The truth of the matter is that the Germans have acquired a
- normality bordering on the tedious. They have become a nation
- of successful shopkeepers, incapable of a greatness that the
- world, in any case, is better off without.
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